Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes


i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

(Source: mossfriend, via life-of-a-teenage-loner)

really liking someone kinda sucks because you’re either really happy or really sad

(Source: coagulates, via what-a-catastrophe)


please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Source: grandmabread, via what-a-catastrophe)


i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(via relahvant)

my life is one big “wow ok”

(via relahvant)